Ummm... I'll pass.

    This summer I was working at a day camp for children on the Autism Spectrum. My co-worker and I were driving some of the students to the Bowling Alley. A couple of the boys in the back started reading some of store signs as we drove by.

One boy said, "Look, its the mattress store!"
and another boy said, "Look its the coffee store!"

I guess the other boy (who cannot read) was feeling left out, so he decided to make up a store...

he said, "Look, its the PUBE store!"

Nobody said anything, thank god.

I am not sure what he was getting at, but that is one store I will NOT be shopping at.