Unexpected Visitor

      A couple of months ago, I went to one of my clients house to work with him after school. He started off the session by having a snack. We were chatting in the kitchen and he went to get his left over cookie from Subway he got the day before. He pulled it out of the bag and yelled:

"WHAT! Somebody took a bite out of it!"

I said, "Oh, do you think it was your sister?"

He said, "It was probably my Uncle. He always breaks into our house when we are not home and eats our food........I think we need to get an alarm"

Ummm... I'll pass.

    This summer I was working at a day camp for children on the Autism Spectrum. My co-worker and I were driving some of the students to the Bowling Alley. A couple of the boys in the back started reading some of store signs as we drove by.

One boy said, "Look, its the mattress store!"
and another boy said, "Look its the coffee store!"

I guess the other boy (who cannot read) was feeling left out, so he decided to make up a store...

he said, "Look, its the PUBE store!"

Nobody said anything, thank god.

I am not sure what he was getting at, but that is one store I will NOT be shopping at.

Size doesn't matter :)

      A couple of years ago, I went to work with one of my students after having the summer off. I was amazed to see how much he had grown over the summer, and that he was finally taller then me. We stood back to back to show him that he was in fact taller than me...(at 5'0 ft, it's not hard to beat)

I said to him, "Look! It's finally happened!!!"

He replied expressionless, "yep... you're shrinking..."

For a second, I actually thought to myself, "Oh crap, I better not be"