Size doesn't matter :)

      A couple of years ago, I went to work with one of my students after having the summer off. I was amazed to see how much he had grown over the summer, and that he was finally taller then me. We stood back to back to show him that he was in fact taller than me...(at 5'0 ft, it's not hard to beat)

I said to him, "Look! It's finally happened!!!"

He replied expressionless, "yep... you're shrinking..."

For a second, I actually thought to myself, "Oh crap, I better not be"