I get the best quotes in the car....

While driving home one of my students, he commented,
"Agh, I just wish my mom would give me the master bedroom."

I asked him, "Well, where would she sleep then?"

He said, "Um probably in the attic..."

I replied, "Oh, your poor Mom! Wouldn't she be scared?"

He said, "Nah, we'd give her a light.... She'd be fine..."

So just when you think the world is against you, remember, so are your kids.