Another one, before I forget...

Situation: Driving to a social group with a six year old student.

Student: "Kristen, what is Las Vegas?"

Me: "It's a city in the US where adults go to play games and win money."

Student: "Is there anything for Kids to do there?"

Me: "I think that there are some activities, like kids shows maybe.."

Student: "Kristen, Why do cows give milk from their penises?"

Just another day....